Flash News (CWG - 2010)

* There will be only one sport this year in CWG 2010... swimming.... since Delhi is flooded

* Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

* With Pak - Eng series more or less dusted the bookies will start betting on which roof will fall next at the CWG

* The chairman of the indian commonwealth games tried to hang himself but the ceiling collapsed

* At the 100 mts race at CWG they might fix a board near start line - GO SLOW, MEN AT WORK!

* Common wealth games has been renamed to Corruption Wale Games.

* Questions to win a crore rupee in KBC

Q13: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

Q14 : Find the person hidden in this sentence - 'Sir U Made Lakhs'.
A : Rearrange the letters and the answer is 'Suresh Kalmadi'.