Friday, September 28, 2007

Be Specific-Office Memo

OFFICE MEMO:

May all members of staff please note that there willOnly be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party. And please bring your own cup !

Regards,

Management

And what happened at the annual party !!! (Scroll down)
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20-20 World Cup Final - Post match conversation...

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail biting show... and deserve the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar? How come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"...

Dhoni, "Yeaph... That’s the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok... fine, to whom you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it??.... How the doctor helped to prepare for the final...He is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni... I am getting confusion"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team. Thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high...Infact its better than our team effort in the field... Our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect to the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts....

"Ravi... let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Bisbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that There is a Malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake has cost the game and we won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...

Think out of the box

Think out of the box if you have foot-in-the-mouth disease :)

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half akilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets ofbutter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask hismanager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter."

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standingright behind him,

So he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost gotyourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressedwith the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and Ilike it a lot.

Which place are you from?"

John replied, "I'm from Mexico, sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.

John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."

"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.

John replied, "Which team did she play for?"

QUOTES TO MAKE OUR DAY

- People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.

- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.

- The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.

- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back- it's as funny as you are.

- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.

- Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.

- You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade of the family tree.

- Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

- We learn somethings from prosperity, but we learn many more from adversity.

- Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.

- Age is what makes furniture worth more and people worth less.

- Which do you suppose ages faster - whiskey or the man who drinks it ?

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

- Some girls get married for financial security, others get divorced for the same reason.

- The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.

- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.

- Discussion is an exchange of knowledge, argument is an exchange of ignorance.

- People who know the least always argue the most.