1
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't U Xchange?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form, he went to New Delhi to Fill up the form. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
3
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
4
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
5
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "U will go to jail".
6
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why He does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
7
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
8
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
9
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
10
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"S already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
11
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa
12
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
13
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come
first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first will come first.
14
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it..
15
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
16
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
17
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
18
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
19
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
20
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
All d passengers in d car he was driving..
21
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
22
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why R U writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
23
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 Bodies and are still digging for more..
24
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 China 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
25
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how I look while sleeping.
BONUS !
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Oh Brother, Manmohan is PM not AM".
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