Friday, November 27, 2009

Am-eri-cans!!!

A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.


He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.


A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:

"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers.Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".


The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"


Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:


"Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.


"But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"


The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"


The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog"

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