LOVE STORY OF A PHD STUDENT !!

"I was in 12th, She was in 12th"

"I got BSc, She got BCA"

" I was doing MSc, She got Married"

" I was preparing for JRF, She's mother of 1 Chid"

"I am an intern to the Phd, She is mother of 2 children"

" I finally did Phd, her daughter is in 1st std"

" I became doctorate, Her daughter passed 10th"

" I have joined job, Her daughter has finished her college"

The Greatest Irony.....
Today is my engagement and her daughter is my fiancee...

I will never do Phd again!

Juz for laugh!!

3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.


4.. Love your friends not their sisters.. Love your sisters not their friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.


Moral : BE SPECIFIC


6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


7.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.


Answer : On their MARRIAGE..


8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


9. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.