Difference!!!!!

A SOCIALIST:
You have two cows.The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.

A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows.Your neighbour has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows.Your neighbour has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbour. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:You have two cows.The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:You have two cows.The government seizes both and sells youthe milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows,but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You count them and learn you have 5 cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:You think you have two cows,but you don't know what a cow looks like.You take a nap.

A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you.You charge for storing them for others.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You worship them.