Santa jokes

Santa & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Santa : 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Santa: ... EVERY YEAR



Santa & HIS MANAGER

Manager asked to Santa at an interview... .

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X



Santa & LONDON TRIP

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, Do I

look

like a foreigner?

Wife : No! Why?

Santa : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why...



Santa & TOURIST

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Santa whether any great man born in this

village or not .. and Santa said .. "No sir, only babies were born

here."



Santa & HIS EXPERIMENT

Santa was experimenting with a cockroach.

First he cut off one of it's leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.

Then he cutoff it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly Santa said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

Santa become a saint!



Santa & DRIVER

When Santa was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver

adjusted mirror. Santa shouted, "Are you trying to see my wife? Come sit

back here and I will drive.



Santa GOES TO HOTEL

Santa went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he

started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he

doing. Santa pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN"



Santa & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Santa : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .