Newton Vs rajinikanth

Once, Newton came to India & watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk & apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajinikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajinikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured & his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajinikanth is shot in the head.To everybody's surprise bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it & he is cured!
Long Live Rajinikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajinikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately only 1 bullet & a knife. Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajinikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajini has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does?

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajinikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver & catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment & fires his gun.
Bang... The gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken & decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time & thought that at least 1 movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine & Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajinikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajinikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajinikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

Rajinikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air & when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun & shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The 1st gun fires off & the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...