Monday, April 23, 2007

Lawyers

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

Client : Can you tell me how much you charge?.
Lawyer : Of course, I charge $200 to answer three questions!.
Client : Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer :Yes it is. And what's your third question?....
Client : :(....

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